Thanks to Matt, I can provide you with more useless information about everyone's favorite person! That's right! ME!


1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Uhm, can I have a first house, first? As for where it would be... who knows? Somewhere close to a major city, because I've had enough of the simple life.

Hm. Come to think of it, I do have a first house, don't it? It's not really mine though, since I neither own it nor built it. So, that being considered, if I could built a second house, it would definitely be back home. It would have lots of windows, a big kitchen, a patio, and a sex room.

2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Hm. Currently is my black nighty I bought a little while ago with "SEXY" written in rhinestones at the top.

3. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?

I can't steal music anymore (logistically, not morally), so I actually did go out and buy some music recently - granted I got them used, except for the first album. I bought the newest Beastie Boys, a Chemical Brothers Anthology, and, uhm, No Doubt-Tragic Kingdom (sorry, I was reminiscing about high school...)

4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

On a typical weekday, I get up at 7:10, then sleep in until 7:21. On a week at home, I usually get up around 10am. If I am with Mr. Wonderful for the weekend, then I usually get up as soon as his goddamned radio goes off (usually around 9am), and try to sleep until he wakes up.

5. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM VACATION DESTINATION?

This one is so hard, because I am so under travelled. I'd love to travel to India, Aruba, Italy, England, Scotland, France, Sweden, and Brazil, though. I'd like to go back to Disney World someday, too.

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?

The melon baller. Fuck, I don't know! I'm not feeling particularly confident in my culinary skills at the moment, so I can't say I have a favorite. I suppose I would be lost without my microwave, though.

7. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

The drums. Definitely. Or the skin flute. Ha. Oh, wait, I can play that already.

8. FAVORITE COLOR?

It changes. It used to be lavender, then it was teal, and now it's bright red.

9. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

You can all make fun of me, but I like the PT Cruiser.

10. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

I'll get back to you on that.

11. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?

I had a few: Jelly Belly, Arty the Smarty, and The Monster At The End of This Book

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

Fall! Right now! It's sunny, a little cold, and there's this wonderful wind that brings everything to life!

13. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Kung Fu Grip. Haha. Nah, maybe shape-shifting, so I could try on different looks, bodies, genders, etc.

14. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

Yes, and it is always hard to explain. Picture a ying/yang symbol, but with babies. I'll explain it some other time.

15. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

No, I have no hand-eye co-ordination. That's why I gave up practicing magic.

16. NAME ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

My dog, Sal (because I think he was an unhappy dog). I was going to write "and my grandmother", but I think if I went back to talk to her now, it would ruin my memories of her.

17. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

I like Thursdays because both Survivor and The Apprentice are on.

18. YOUR DREAM JOB?

What I'm doing now, but in a large city.


19. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

I have no car. Suffice it to say, though, I have junk in my trunk.

20. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

I haven't had sushi, but I'm weary of it. I'd someday like to try the non-fishy sushi, though I'm not really fond of vinegar either, which I understand is integral in sushi. Anyway. Hamburgers. I must say, I do make a mean hamburger.